March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pokes himself in the eye with his mascara wand and involuntarily starts crying, ruining all of his makeup.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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“Oh, Pretty Little Liars. That’s the other feminine show I watch.”
– Tyler Seguin (via kristinc0190)
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Watchohmysweetbabyimpala:
keepcalmheisthedoctor:
yesthisisduck:
sebinsky:
thatshipstersforyou:
this is the greatest thing to ever happen
OH MY GOD.
CHRIST
Just lost my shit.
OHMYGOD
February 2012
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Watchreasoningwithvampires:
We interrupt your regularly scheduled content for kitty! I’ve gotten a few messages requesting Katniss cuteness. There’s a book in the video so it’s not totally off-topic.
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Forget dream casting. Let's just replace everyone...
whatthefuckjazmine:
nightlockforyou:
chroniclesofpanem:
Catniss Everdeen:
Peeta Mellarkitty:
Gale Pawthorne:
Caesar Lickerman:
Cato:
Purrimrose Litterdeen:
Haymeow Abernathy:
im having trouble breathing
You forgot Effie Trinkat
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Not a backrub
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Not a backrub
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I'm just gonna say this about Rick Santorum.
I’m not a politician and I never hope to be, but if I ever was one, I would probably, oh…I dunno… not base my entire platform on my hate of all the personal and civil rights that have been in place since before I was even a spermy floating along in my daddy’s junk.
I’d also probably not use my asshole as my mouth.
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
You were the only thing that never changed about Tumblr, and now you’re gone.
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I LOVE THIS
flippingturtle:
“My dad’s philosophy was (and I think still is) that life is a malevolent force, which seeks to destroy you, and you have to struggle with it. Only those who are hard enough will succeed. Most people get crushed, but if you fight, in the end life will go, “Fucking hell. This one’s serious. Let him through.”
-Russell Brand
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I like to listen to music by fake rock artists on...
Like this guy:
copperbooom:
Lidstrom predicted to win Norris #8.
How he hasn’t won the Lady Byng yet (skillful and gentlemanly play) is beyond me.
